hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy

sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* 

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

hardcorerockinn:

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

the-loneliest-ood:

I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

amenaza:

#he’s going to be a beautiful grumpy old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn one day

edwrad:

life tip: do not do things

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

When adults complains about our generation

laugh-addict:

I’m here like hold the fuck up…

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame