bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong


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ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.


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eggyoak:

learningtorecover:

Keep in mind:

eating will not hurt you

eating will not make you gain an unnecessary amount of weight

eating will keep you alive and give you energy to live

eating will get easier as time passes

eating is necessary

eating is life

eat.

I really needed this today.


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averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

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October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via brianmalik)

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inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)


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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

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herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason


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spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

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stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

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maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

(Source: moraniarty)


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