i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
do u ever look at someones url and just think “how did that come to be”
WANTED: a male with the following qualities:
Clumpy walk, talks grumpily, pear-shaped, square-shaped feet, a guy that ends up sort of smelly, a fella who’s sensitive and sweet, peculiar brain, sleeps with reindeer, socially impaired, only likes to tinkle in the woods, unmanly blonde, covers up that he’s the honest goods, got a couple of bugs, and is desperate for healing hugs.
When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
don’t :) fucking :) comment :) on :) what :) i :) eat :) or :) how :) i :) eat :) it :) or :) why :) i’m :) eating :) it :) asshole :)